24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

nehoynehoy14:

remember when you used to be real secretive about reading smutty fanfiction and making sure you were the only one in the room and now you read that shit at the dinner table like it’s nothing

(via pretentioususernametosoundsmart)

24 7 / 2014

lifeingoldandmud:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

Not when your opinion degrades my existence

(via pretentioususernametosoundsmart)

24 7 / 2014

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

(via paperpeopleinculvercreek)

24 7 / 2014

the-queen-of-harts:

kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

looks like this extra just got scripted for a line.

(via queer-normative)

24 7 / 2014

bricesander:

Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin. 

(via idkididk)

24 7 / 2014

sodigress:

marquisesassfang:

We can all guess who I identify with in this gif set.

#putting the cute in executed

(Source: serendipity-disney, via paperpeopleinculvercreek)

24 7 / 2014

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

(via eversailedinafirefly)

24 7 / 2014

sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

(Source: metaf, via officialwhitegirls)

24 7 / 2014

lazarusgirl:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

 

(via abutterflywithacamera)

24 7 / 2014

did-you-kno:

The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.  His famous last words were, “take care of the children.  Tobacco will kill you.  I’m living proof of it.”
Source

did-you-kno:

The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.  His famous last words were, “take care of the children.  Tobacco will kill you.  I’m living proof of it.”

Source

24 7 / 2014

Me and the bestie went off on the creepy guy through Facebook and I get this response:
“message me one more time and I will go off little girl you messed up big time”
Lol you ain’t gonna do shit, except pour grease on my already shit car.

24 7 / 2014

I keep thinking “Okay what else can happen this year?” and then I remember I still have the rest of this year. 

24 7 / 2014

disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

(via subtlevibes)

24 7 / 2014

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

(via ruinedchildhood)